10 Jokes About Karens

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Updated on: Jun 25 2024

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Karens have this superpower of turning any pleasant conversation into a heated debate. You could be discussing the weather, and suddenly, they're demanding to see scientific proof that it's going to rain.
I heard there's a Karen support group. They meet every week to discuss how tough life is when you're constantly demanding to see the manager. I wonder who manages those meetings.
If Karens had a theme song, it would be that old classic, "I Will Survive," but with their own twist, like "I will complain, I will whine, I'll make a scene every time!
I saw a Karen at the grocery store arguing with the cashier over expired coupons. Lady, it's a 50-cent discount on cereal, not a million-dollar jackpot. Let it go!
You know, I was thinking, "Karen" used to be just a name. Now it's a whole personality type. It's like, if your name is Karen, you're automatically assumed to have a master's degree in complaining.
I met a Karen the other day who was upset because her coffee was too hot. I mean, isn't that the whole point of ordering a hot coffee? It's not a lukewarm coffee shop, Karen!
Ever notice how Karens always have that "can I speak to the manager" haircut? It's like a secret signal to employees that says, "brace yourself, the complaint department is here.
I tried telling a Karen a joke once, and she said, "I'd like to speak to the comedian's manager." Sorry, Karen, the manager's busy managing his laughter.
You know you've encountered a Karen when you hear the phrase, "I'm never shopping here again!" Like, alright, Karen, enjoy your dramatic exit. We'll still be here, not missing you.
I think Karens have a secret society where they share tips on how to make a simple situation unnecessarily complicated. "Step 1: Find a minor inconvenience. Step 2: Make it a federal case.

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