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Jerry once tried to convince me that he invented the concept of "brunch." I was like, "Dude, you can't claim credit for putting bacon and eggs on the same plate between breakfast and lunch hours." Nice try, Jerry, but you're not the brunch pioneer.
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Have you ever been on a road trip with Jerry? He's got the playlist sorted, but it's like a rollercoaster of emotions. One minute, we're rocking out to classic hits, and the next, he's playing whale sounds for some bizarre reason. I think Jerry's playlist needs therapy.
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Speaking of technology, Jerry still has a flip phone. Yeah, you heard me right – a flip phone! I asked him if it was for nostalgic reasons, and he said, "No, I just like slamming something shut when I'm done with a call." I guess he's bringing '90s attitude back.
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Have you ever been in a car with Jerry when he's navigating? It's like he's playing a real-life game of Mario Kart, but instead of shells and banana peels, he's dodging potholes and slow drivers. Buckle up and pray for a safe arrival!
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Jerry claims he's an expert at multitasking, but I watched him try to juggle texting and walking at the same time. Let's just say, it's a good thing his phone has a durable case – and that he doesn't have too many valuables in his pockets.
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You ever notice how Jerry can turn any casual stroll into a marathon? I mean, I suggested grabbing lunch, and suddenly we're power-walking like we're in the Olympics. I had to sneak in some snacks just to keep up – it's like going on a culinary speed run with him.
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So, Jerry claims he's a "morning person." I tested this theory by calling him at 6 AM. Let's just say, his version of morning enthusiasm involves a lot of grumbling and some creative use of expletives. Maybe he's more of a "noonish" person.
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Jerry's got this peculiar talent for finding the one item in a store that doesn't have a price tag. He proudly brings it to the cashier, and I'm left standing there with my popcorn, waiting for the price check saga to unfold.
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Jerry's the kind of guy who thinks he's a tech genius just because he can program the microwave. He's like, "Look, I set it to 60 seconds without even looking at the instructions!" Yeah, Jerry, we're all amazed at your mastery of basic appliances.
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