5 Jokes About Jerry Lewis

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Updated on: Jul 19 2025

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Jerry Lewis at a Modern Stand-Up Comedy Club

Adjusting to contemporary humor
Jerry Lewis tried a modern comedy club, and he goes, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The audience yelled back, "To get to the wireless charging station!" Poor Jerry, he's stuck in the chicken and road era.

Jerry Lewis as a Relationship Counselor

Navigating the complexities of love
Jerry Lewis tried to mediate a couple's dispute, and he goes, "If all else fails, just slip on a banana peel together. It's a metaphor for life – sometimes you fall, but you get back up, and hopefully, no one breaks a hip.

Jerry Lewis as a Tech Support Guy

Dealing with outdated technology
I asked Jerry Lewis for help with my computer, and he said, "Lady, this thing is so old; it's running on dial-up. I haven't seen speeds this slow since my last marriage.

Jerry Lewis as a Chef

Cooking mishaps and kitchen chaos
I told Jerry Lewis to make a simple salad, and he started tossing lettuce into the air like confetti. I appreciate the effort, but now I have to explain to my guests why there's ranch dressing on the ceiling.

Jerry Lewis as a Yoga Instructor

Balancing humor and serenity
Jerry Lewis's yoga class is unique. Instead of chanting "Om," we're chanting "Ha-ha-ha." It's so hard to find your zen when the person next to you is doing a slapstick routine in tree pose.

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