7 Jokes For Ice Rink

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Updated on: Feb 22 2025

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I told my friend I'm practicing figure skating. He asked, 'What figure are you on?' I said, 'Eight!
I went ice skating with my friend, and he kept making fun of my technique. Well, the gloves are off now!
I asked the ice rink manager for a discount. He said, 'Ice try, but no discounts on the rocks!
I tried to impress my date at the ice rink, but I just kept skating on thin ice!
I tried to impress the judges at the ice-skating competition, but I just kept falling short!
I used to be a professional ice skater, but I wasn't very cool under pressure. I always cracked!
I fell while ice skating today. I guess you could say it was an icebreaker!

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