4 Jokes For Gogurt

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Updated on: Dec 24 2024

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I have this theory that Gogurt is the evolutionary step between regular yogurt and... I don't know, yogurt in pill form? Like, first, we had the cup, then someone thought, "Hey, let's make it portable!" Now, I'm just waiting for the day when they invent yogurt capsules. Pop one in
I tried to be fancy and take a Gogurt to work once. Big mistake. I thought I was being all sophisticated, chilling in the break room, sipping on my Gogurt. Next thing I know, I've got this white goo spraying all over my shirt. And let me tell you, trying
Do you ever wonder what goes through the minds of the Gogurt makers? Like, is there a brainstorming session where someone says, "Hey, let's put yogurt in a tube!" and everyone else just nods in agreement? How did that meeting even go down?
And who decided it was a good
You ever notice how "Gogurt" is like the rebellious teenager of the yogurt world? It's got this whole "I don't need a spoon, I'll do things my own way" attitude. I mean, they literally put it in a tube and expect us to suck it out like it's astronaut food.

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