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Fortune Cookie Fortunes
Deciphering cryptic fortune cookie messages while building a fort
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I opened a fortune cookie that said, "Your wildest dreams will come true." So, I built a fort and waited. Apparently, my wildest dream was for a pizza delivery guy to find me in a blanket fort. Dreams really do come true.
Fort Nightmares
Trying to survive the horror of a night in a fort
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I thought a fort made of blankets would keep the monsters away. Turns out, monsters have a soft spot for cozy living spaces. Now I have a roommate who snores and growls at the same time.
Fort Knox Fitness
Turning fort-building into an extreme workout
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I turned fort-building into a fitness routine. I call it "Cardio Construction." If your fort collapses, that's an extra set of burpees. My fort has never been so sturdy, and I've never been so sore.
Fortune Teller's Fort
Predicting the future while fort-building
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I asked a fortune teller to predict my fort's future. She said, "I see warmth, laughter, and unexpected guests." I think she just described a sitcom. I didn't know my fort had a spin-off in the psychic realm.
Fortune Favors the Funny
Incorporating humor into fort-building challenges
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My fort has a strict two-drink minimum for entry. It's not about being fancy; it's about making sure the monsters are tipsy enough to laugh at my jokes and forget to scare me. Comedy – the real monster repellent.
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