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Why did the computer keep flashing messages? It wanted to stay in the limelight!
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What did the flash drive say to the computer? 'I've got the memory, you've got the bytes!
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Why did the light bulb always feel embarrassed? It kept getting flashed!
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I got in trouble for flashing a computer. Apparently, it's not what they meant by 'refresh'!
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Flashing at the bakery is a doughnutty idea – you might get kneaded out!
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My friend got a ticket for flashing in a speed zone. Apparently, it's called 'flashing in a flash zone.
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Why did the flash drive break up with the computer? It couldn't handle the emotional bytes!
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I was giving a presentation, and my zipper suddenly malfunctioned. My fly decided to make a grand entrance, and I realized that my career wasn't the only thing going downhill – so was my zipper.
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I was on a roller coaster, and as we reached the peak, my friend decided it was the perfect time to tell me they're afraid of heights. Their fear flashed in their eyes, and suddenly I was part of a real-life 'Fear Factor: Roller Coaster Edition.'
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My boss asked me for the quarterly report, and my computer flashed the blue screen of death. It was like my laptop decided to take a permanent vacation right when I needed it to be the employee of the month.
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I joined a gym, and on the first day, the personal trainer flashed a smile that said, 'Welcome to the pain parade.' I didn't sign up for a membership; I enlisted in a comedy called 'Exercise: The Unfunny Chronicles.'
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I saw my ex at the mall, and all the memories of our relationship flashed before me. It was like my life was on fast forward, and I realized our love story was more of a sitcom – canceled after one season, with no hopes of a reboot.
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I thought I was a smooth dancer until I attempted the salsa, and my dance instructor's expression flashed from excitement to sheer horror. I guess my moves are more like a salsa made in a blender – not smooth at all.
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I tried to impress my date by cooking, but when I opened the oven, a smoke alarm went off, and my culinary dreams flashed before my eyes. Let's just say my kitchen is now a designated disaster zone.
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I tried online dating, and when my date showed up, their profile picture must've been taken during the Cretaceous period. It was like Jurassic Park, but instead of dinosaurs, it was a flashback to the age of dial-up internet.
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I attempted DIY home improvement, and as I hammered away, my thumb became the unintended nail recipient. The pain flashed before my eyes, reminding me that the only thing I've successfully built is a monument to clumsiness.
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