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I asked my watch if it was ready for the final countdown. It replied, 'It's about time!
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What did the stopwatch say to the clock during the final countdown? 'Race you to zero!
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I told my alarm clock it's the final countdown. It hit snooze and said, 'Five more minutes won't hurt!
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What did the calendar say to the clock on New Year's Eve? 'See you on the other side!
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What did the digital clock say to its friend during the final countdown? 'Time's running out!
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What did the clock say to the calendar at the end of the year? 'Time sure flies when you're having fun!
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What did the stopwatch say to the hourglass during the final countdown? 'Time's up!
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What did the digital clock say to its sibling on New Year's Eve? 'Time for a change!
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