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Do you know why I pulled you over?
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Is it because my car and I were having an intense debate about whether 'Fast and Furious' movies should be considered documentaries?
Do you know why I pulled you over?
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Well, Officer, I assume it's not because you wanted to swap favorite highway snacks, right? I've got a mean stash of gummy bears in the glove compartment.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
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Let me guess, my car's tail lights were a bit too bright, and you thought I was secretly trying to guide planes in for a landing?
Do you know why I pulled you over?
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Oh, I get it, Officer. My car's performance was so stellar; you thought I was smuggling rocket fuel in the trunk.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
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Is it because my car's GPS was possessed, and it insisted on taking me through the scenic route of the local car wash?
Do you know why I pulled you over?
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Is it because I'm the chosen one, and this is a magical traffic stop quest to find the last remaining parking spot in the city?
Do you know why I pulled you over?
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I'm guessing it's because my car and I were having a heated debate on the philosophical implications of 'stop' signs. We just couldn't agree if it was more of a suggestion than an order.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
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Let me guess, Officer - my car's exhaust was a bit too melodic, and you mistook me for the latest hit on the Billboard charts?
Do you know why I pulled you over?
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Oh, I don't know, Officer, because my car wanted to show off its new dance moves and swerve a bit on the road? It's practicing for the next season of 'Dancing with the Cars.
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