7 Jokes For Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over

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Updated on: Jul 17 2025

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Do you know why I pulled you over? Your car's registration was about to expire, and I wanted to be the first to wish it a happy birthday!
Do you know why I pulled you over? Your car's horn was too musical—I need you to tone it down to a mere 'toot'!
Do you know why I pulled you over? Your car was so bright and shiny; I had to make sure it had a sunscreen permit!
Do you know why I pulled you over? Your car's tail light was out, and I thought I'd shine a light on your impeccable taste in vehicles!
Do you know why I pulled you over? Your car's license plate was a palindrome—I had to make sure it read the same backward as forward without causing any traffic confusion!
Do you know why I pulled you over? Your license plate said 'IMFAB,' and I had to verify it for myself!
Do you know why I pulled you over? Your car looked lonely, so I thought I'd give it some company!

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