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Difficult people are the human equivalent of a tangled earphone cord. No matter how much you try to unravel the situation, you just end up in knots. And just like earphones, you contemplate throwing them in the laundry to see if they come out any better.
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Dealing with difficult people is like assembling furniture from a certain Scandinavian store. It's frustrating, you might question your sanity, and there's always that one missing screw. Spoiler alert: the missing screw is them.
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Difficult people are like mosquitoes at a barbecue. No matter how hard you try to ignore them, they find a way to ruin your day. And just like mosquitoes, you're left wondering if they serve any purpose in the grand scheme of things.
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Difficult people are like human GPS systems, but instead of guiding you to your destination, they reroute you to the land of confusion. "Oh, you wanted to go to the grocery store? I thought we were heading to the Bermuda Triangle.
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Have you ever been in a meeting with a difficult person who thinks they're a stand-up comedian? They crack jokes that make you question if you accidentally wandered into an alternate universe where bad comedy is a form of torture. I call it "The Twilight Groan Zone.
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You ever notice how difficult people have mastered the art of selective hearing? You can tell them the meaning of life, but they only hear what they want, like "free pizza in the break room.
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Have you ever tried to argue with a difficult person? It's like playing chess with a pigeon. They strut around, knock over all the pieces, and then act like they won. Checkmate, I guess?
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I recently read a self-help book on dealing with difficult people. The first chapter was titled "Developing the Patience of a Saint." I stopped reading right there. I'm more of a "Developing the Sarcasm of a Comedian" kind of person.
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Difficult people are like Wi-Fi signals. They're either too weak to connect with or annoyingly strong when you're trying to avoid them. It's like, "Can I just live in airplane mode for a while, please?
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