18 Dcotors Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A URLologist!
What do you call a doctor who fixes aquariums? A sturgeon!
What did the doctor say to the invisible man? 'I’m sorry, I can’t see you right now.
What do you call a doctor who fixes old documents? A file-ologist!
What do you call a doctor who fixes tires? A puncturist!
Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood!
Why don't doctors make good astronauts? They always get too spaced out!
What’s a doctor’s favorite type of music? Operation room music, it’s so uplifting!

The Specialist Saga

Specialists are like the VIPs of the medical world—except the red carpet is your appointment time, and they're fashionably late.

Doctor, Doctor!

You ever notice how doctors hand you a prescription and you're like, Is this a medication or a treasure map?

Doctor's Orders

Doctors always tell you to take it easy, but they charge enough to make you feel like you need a second job just to afford the appointment!

Medical Lingo

Ever had a doctor explain something and you nod along like, Yes, doc, of course, that makes complete sense, while your brain's screaming, Google translate, help!

Diagnosis Drama

Doctors should give out loyalty cards: Get 10 diagnoses, and your 11th is free! Not valid with any other offers or insurance plans.

Medical Mysteries

You walk into a doctor's office, and suddenly they're Sherlock Holmes trying to solve the case of the missing health... with a copay.

The Waiting Room Chronicles

Sitting in a doctor's waiting room is like playing a game of Who can out-patience each other while surrounded by outdated magazines.

Nurse's Notes

Nurses are the unsung heroes. They're the ones who actually run the show while the doctor pops in like a cameo appearance.

The Doctor's Dilemma

You know you're in trouble when the doctor enters the room and mutters, Well, this is an emergency... for my bank account.

Medical Bills Galore

Doctors always say laughter is the best medicine. But have you seen the price tag on these tickets to the comedy show? I think I'll stick to vitamins!

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