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You know what's ironic? When you buy a book titled "How to Simplify Your Life," and it's so complicated, you need another book to understand it. It's like trying to declutter by adding more clutter!
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Ever tried to apply a screen protector on your phone? It's like trying to perform surgery with shaky hands. You start with the confidence of a brain surgeon and end up looking like you've been in a fight with a roll of cling film!
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Have you ever been to a restaurant where they give you a menu, and the cover looks so fancy that you think, "This place must be expensive!" only to open it and find out they serve $5 burgers? It's like a fancy dress with flip-flops underneath!
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Why is it that when you're waiting for a text, every notification sound seems to mimic the one you're hoping for? Your heart jumps at every "ding," only to find out it's just another reminder to drink water. Thanks, I almost forgot I wasn't a cactus!
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Have you ever tried to assemble furniture from a flat-pack? It's like a puzzle designed by someone who's never seen a straight line. You start with a coffee table and end up with what looks like modern art. Congratulations, you've created a new form of furniture expressionism!
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Isn't it funny how every time you're on hold with customer service, they assure you that your call is "very important," but then they play the most annoying elevator music? If my call is so important, play me some Beyoncé!
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I've noticed that as soon as it starts raining, everyone suddenly becomes a meteorologist. "Oh, looks like we're going to need an umbrella!" No kidding, Sherlock! I thought we might just grow gills and swim!
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You ever notice how "cover" seems to have two completely opposite meanings? I mean, when you're reading a book, the cover draws you in, but when you're in bed, you want to be covered to keep everything out!
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I've noticed that the word "homework" never really left us. It just evolved into "adulting." Instead of algebra equations, now we have to solve the mystery of why our electricity bill is as high as Mount Everest!
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