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I knew a corrupt fish who couldn't be trusted. It was always up to some fishty business!
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Why did the corrupt computer file apply for a job? It wanted to get a byte out of the workforce!
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What's a corrupt alien's favorite currency? Unidentified Currency Objects!
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I told my corrupt friend he should get a job at the bakery. He's great at embezzlement – I mean, embellishment!
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I asked my corrupt friend if he believes in karma. He said, 'Why worry about karma when you can have a Swiss bank account?
Corruption is like a computer virus; it always strikes when you're in the middle of something important!
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Corruption has terrible timing, like a computer virus crashing your system right when you're about to submit that crucial work project. It's the only entity that can turn a successful PowerPoint presentation into a slide show of cat memes.
Corruption is like a bad ex; you try to break up, but it keeps coming back with your credit card!
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Corruption is persistent, folks. It's like that ex who just can't take a hint. I told corruption, It's over, we're done, but it still manages to max out my credit card on a shopping spree for shady deals.
Corruption is the reason I never win at Monopoly; my money mysteriously disappears, just like in real life!
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I can never win at Monopoly, and I blame corruption. Every time I pass Go and collect my salary, it somehow disappears before I can even reach the next property. It's like playing real-life Monopoly with my bank account.
Corruption is like a magician; it makes your rights disappear faster than a rabbit in a hat!
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Corruption is the David Blaine of the political world. It can make your rights vanish faster than you can say abracadabra. Next thing you know, your freedom has pulled a Houdini and left the building.
Corruption is so sly; it could convince a cat to invest in a swimming pool!
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You know corruption is smooth when it can convince a cat that a swimming pool is a solid investment. I tried to tell my cat, You can't swim, but corruption had already sold her on the idea of being a feline Olympic gold medalist.
Corruption is so crafty; it convinced my GPS to take me to the wrong destination – and it was my own house!
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Corruption is like the evil twin of GPS. I told it to take me home, and it led me to a place that looked oddly familiar. Turns out, corruption had convinced my GPS to reroute me to my own house. Jokes on me!
Corruption is like a bad Tinder date; it promises a lot, but you end up with an emotional virus!
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Corruption is a lot like a bad Tinder date. It promises the moon and stars, but in the end, all you get is an emotional virus that even the best antivirus can't delete.
Corruption is the reason my password is 'incorrect'; even my computer has trust issues!
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I set my password as trustnoone, but every time I log in, it tells me incorrect password. Even my computer has trust issues – blame it on corruption. It's so sneaky; it even messes with my digital relationships!
Corruption, the only place where 'File Not Found' is a job description!
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You ever notice how corruption is like the glitch in the system of life? I mean, I tried submitting my taxes once, and instead of a refund, I got a message saying, Congratulations! You've been promoted to Chief Financial Wizard of Narnia.
Corruption is the reason my bank account looks like a crime scene, and I'm the victim!
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I checked my bank statement the other day, and it looked like a crime scene. I called the bank, and they said, Sir, it seems corruption stole your money. I replied, Well, I hope it enjoys that fancy dinner it bought on my behalf!
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