8+ Best One Liners Jokes For companions

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I asked my dog what's the secret to a good friendship. He said, 'Pawsitivity!'

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!

My friend is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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