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Why do we call them "combat" boots? Most of us are just combatting the urge to wear flip-flops to formal events.
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I bought a pair of combat boots last week, and now every step I take sounds like I'm auditioning for a part in a war movie.
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Ever tried sneaking up on someone in combat boots? It's like trying to be a ninja with a tambourine.
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You ever notice how combat boots are the footwear equivalent of, "I might stomp on your heart, but at least I'll do it with style?
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You ever see a toddler trying to walk in oversized combat boots? It's like watching a penguin attempt salsa dancing—awkwardly adorable!
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The best part about combat boots? They make you feel prepared for anything—whether it's a wilderness hike or an unexpected rock concert.
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It's funny how combat boots give you this false sense of invincibility. Like, yes, I can conquer the world... or at least that puddle over there without getting my socks wet.
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You know you're wearing combat boots when you unintentionally become the official sound effects guy for your neighborhood morning walks.
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I wore combat boots to a fancy dinner once. Let's just say, the waiter didn't know whether to serve me dessert or salute me.
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