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What did the Chinese lorry say to the traffic jam? 'Lorry, I can't deal with you right now!
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How does a Chinese lorry express excitement? It goes, 'Wok a great delivery!
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Why did the Chinese delivery driver start a band? Because he had the best lorry-cks around!
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How do Chinese lorries apologize? They say, 'I'm sorry, that was a wok in the road!
Drive-Thru Dim Sum
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I love Chinese takeout, but I never thought I'd see the day when they introduced a drive-thru dim sum experience. Now you can enjoy your pork buns on the go without worrying about chopsticks rolling around your car.
Dim Sum Drive-By
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I thought I witnessed a dim sum drive-by the other day, but it turns out they were just delivering to a nearby office. It's all fun and games until someone throws a pork bun instead of a baseball.
General Tso's Towing
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I got towed the other day, and the tow truck had a sign that said General Tso's Towing. I didn't know whether to be mad about my car or impressed by the pun game. I guess that's how they add a little flavor to impound lots.
Wonton on Wheels
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I recently found out there's a food truck that sells wontons exclusively. It's like a little dumpling haven on wheels. I guess they're taking the saying rolling in the dough quite literally.
Chinese in a Lorry
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You ever notice how every time you pass a Chinese restaurant, there's always a lorry parked nearby? I mean, are they delivering food, or did they just run out of parking spaces and decide, You know what, let's just park it here next to the Kung Pao Chicken!
Soy Sauce Speedway
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I drove behind a truck the other day, and a bottle of soy sauce fell off. It was like witnessing a high-speed soy sauce chase. I thought, Is this what they mean by spicing up your commute?
Fortune on Four Wheels
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I saw a fortune cookie truck the other day. I didn't know whether to expect life advice or just a really lucky parking spot. Either way, I followed it for a few blocks just in case it was handing out winning lottery numbers.
Noodle Express
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I've heard of the Polar Express, but have you ever taken the Noodle Express? It's the train where the dining car serves nothing but ramen. And you better believe the chef's name is Conductor Chow Mein.
Egg Roll Rally
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I went to a Chinese food truck rally, and it was amazing. There were egg rolls, spring rolls, and even a guy selling rolls of duct tape, because apparently, he misunderstood the theme. But hey, improvisation is key!
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