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I told my friend with a big nose that he should become a chef. He said, 'I nose how to spice things up!
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My big-nosed colleague never needs a GPS. He just follows his nose – it always leads him in the right direction!
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My big-nosed neighbor is always the first to know when it's going to rain. His nose gives him a 'heads-up'!
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I tried to play hide and seek with my big-nosed friend. Let's just say, he always noses where to find me!
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Why did the big-nosed teacher always excel at grading papers? Because he never missed a 'scent'!
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I told my friend with the big nose that he should join a rock band. He said, 'I nose how to hit the high notes!
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Why did the big-nosed comedian get a job at the bakery? Because he knew how to roll with the dough!
Nosebleed Seats
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I recently went to a concert, and they gave me nosebleed seats. I thought they meant the section in the arena, turns out they saw my big nose coming and assigned me a special row just for it. I had the best view of the drummer's nostrils.
The Nose Olympics
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If there was an Olympics for noses, mine would be a gold medalist in the long jump. It's so impressive; I'm thinking about sending it to compete. Imagine my nose on the podium, proudly wearing a tiny laurel wreath.
Big Nose, Big Dreams
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I'm convinced my nose has its own bucket list. It dreams of climbing mountains, exploring caves, and maybe even starring in its own fragrance commercial. It's ambitious, I'll give it that.
Nosey Picasso
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I asked an artist to draw my portrait once, and they turned it into a modern masterpiece. My nose was in 3D, reaching out of the canvas like it was trying to shake hands with the audience. I call it Nosey Picasso.
Nose, the Social Distancer
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During social distancing, my nose is the real MVP. It has been practicing social distancing since before it was cool. It's so far ahead of the game; I'm convinced it has its own circle of friends, and I'm just here for the ride.
Nose Job Rejection
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I thought about getting a nose job, but the doctor said it would be like trying to remodel the Taj Mahal. You can add a little here and there, but at the end of the day, it's still a grand spectacle that's hard to ignore.
Nosey Renaissance
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My nose is so big; I feel like it belongs in a Renaissance painting. People stare at me like, Is that the Sistine Chapel or just his face? I'm just waiting for someone to paint me like one of those French girls.
The Big Nose Chronicles
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You ever notice how my nose is like a GPS for embarrassing moments? It's so big, it could lead a parade of awkward situations. I walk into a room, and my nose is like, Turn left for social discomfort, make a U-turn for people staring.
The Great Sniffing Adventure
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My nose is on a constant adventure, sniffing out things before I even know they exist. It's like having a detective on my face. I just wish it had better taste; it seems to be particularly fond of garbage cans.
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