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I've got a big nose, and I've accepted it. It's like having a built-in shelf for snacks. I can balance a bag of chips up there without even trying.
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I was at a party, and someone asked if I had a corkscrew. I just pointed to my nose and said, "The party's officially open!
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My nose is so big, it has its own gravitational pull. I dropped a pen the other day, and it orbited my face for a good five minutes.
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Having a big nose is like having a personal air conditioner. I can just fan myself with it when it gets too hot. Who needs handheld fans?
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People say I have a big nose, but I prefer to think of it as a built-in selfie stick. No need to extend my arm – just tilt the head, and voila, the perfect angle!
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People with big noses are basically walking wind detectors. My friends always bring me along on outdoor activities - I'm the human windsock.
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My big nose is my secret weapon in hide and seek. I just hide behind a pole, and people can't see me because my nose takes up the entire view.
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Having a big nose is like having a built-in weather station. I can tell when it's going to rain because my schnoz starts feeling a little dewy.
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You know you've got a big nose when birds start using it as a landmark. I've got pigeons circling mine like it's the Eiffel Tower.
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