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The Apollo missions had all this high-tech equipment, but the astronauts still had to use good old-fashioned pens and paper. They were like, "We're going to space, but don't forget your notebooks, folks. You might want to jot down some notes about the universe.
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Have you ever noticed how "Apollo" sounds like a fancy name for a rocket but also the name of a Greek god? I mean, imagine the confusion if they named space shuttles after other mythological figures. "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Shuttle Zeus. Please fasten your seat belts and prepare for lightning-fast travel!
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The Apollo program was an incredible feat, no doubt. But every time I hear about it, I can't help but think of the one person in the control room who probably had the job of making sure the coffee was brewing perfectly. I bet that was the most crucial role of all.
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It's fascinating how the Apollo missions were technologically advanced for their time, yet my phone struggles to find a signal in the elevator. I guess they really had a better network up there on the moon than we have in some parts of the city.
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Apollo astronauts had to go through rigorous training and preparation before their mission. Meanwhile, I struggle to maintain my focus during a 30-minute workout video. Kudos to them for not accidentally hitting the "moonwalk" button too early during training.
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Apollo 11 made history, but imagine if their GPS took them on a detour. "Houston, we have a problem. We seem to have taken a wrong turn at the Milky Way. We're now passing by Mars, ETA to the moon: never.
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You know what's interesting? The Apollo missions to the moon were groundbreaking, but do you ever wonder if they found a hidden lunar gift shop up there? "Hey, honey, I brought you back some moon dust and a fridge magnet that says, 'I traveled 238,855 miles for this.'
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You know what's surreal? The fact that the Apollo missions were sending humans to the moon while I struggle to parallel park on a street without an audience. Imagine trying to parallel park a spacecraft—Houston, we have a parking problem.
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Apollo astronauts left mirrors on the moon to bounce lasers off them for scientific purposes. Meanwhile, I'm here struggling to get a decent selfie angle with my phone. They really took the term "out of this world photography" to a whole new level, didn't they?
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