8 Jokes For Amazonian

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Updated on: Jul 19 2025

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What did the Amazonian say to the sloth who wouldn't share his snacks? 'Come on, slow down and 'leaf' me some!
Why don't Amazonians gamble in the rainforest? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why don't Amazonians use elevators in their jungle communities? They prefer the 'rainforest' floor!
How do Amazonian kids learn math? They count the 'trees' and multiply by 'vines'!
Why did the Amazonian plant hire a lawyer? It wanted to file a 'stalk'ing order against the weeds!
Why did the Amazonian refuse to play hide and seek with the monkeys? They were tired of 'ape'ing around!
How did the Amazonian get in shape? They did 'tree'robics!
Why was the Amazonian always calm during storms? They had 'rainforest'ful thoughts!

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