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Why did the 6-year-old put their shoes in the refrigerator? They wanted to have cool sneakers!
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Why did the 6-year-old put their money in the blender? They wanted to make liquid assets!
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Why was the 6-year-old ant confused? Because all its uncles were ants, too!
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Why did the 6-year-old refuse to play cards with the ocean? Because it was too salty!
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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems... just like a 6-year-old!
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At six, your idea of a crisis is when your juice box doesn't have a straw. I wish my biggest problem now was finding a straw. These days, my crises involve existential questions like, 'What am I doing with my life?'
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At six, you believe in monsters under your bed. Now, as an adult, I'm more worried about the monsters in my inbox and the real-life ones on the news. Maybe the monsters under the bed weren't so bad after all.
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Being six is like being a tiny celebrity. You can get away with anything. Spill milk? Aww, how cute! Try doing that at 26, and suddenly you're 'careless' and 'need to get your life together.' I miss the days of milk-spilling innocence.
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Age 6, the age when your parents are your superheroes, and you genuinely believe they know everything. Fast forward to adulthood, and you realize they were just really good at making up bedtime stories. 'Yeah, honey, there's a magical land where student loans don't exist.'
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Age 6, where 'timeout' was the scariest punishment. Now, as an adult, 'timeout' is called a meeting. And let me tell you, there's nothing scarier than a Monday morning meeting.
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Being six means thinking adults have it all figured out. Little do you know, we're all just faking it until we make it. So, if you're ever confused about life, just remember, you're not alone. We're all pretending we know what we're doing, even at age 6.
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You know you're six when the highlight of your day is the ice cream truck. Now, the highlight of my day is finding a parking spot close to the office. Ah, the sweet taste of adulthood.
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At six, you're a professional nap taker. Nap time was the ultimate power move. Now, if you try napping at work, they call it 'unprofessional' and 'grounds for termination.' What happened to the good old nap days?
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Age 6, the golden age when you could eat dirt and people would just say, 'Ah, building immunity.' Nowadays, if you eat dirt, they call it a gluten-free, organic, vegan cleanse and charge you $50 for it. Times have changed!
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