6 60th Birthday Party Jokes

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Updated on: Mar 02 2025

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I asked the 60-year-old what his secret to staying young was. He said, 'Lie about your age, but don't ask me how old I am!
I asked the 60-year-old how he stays so positive. He said, 'Easy – my blood type is B-positive, and so is my attitude!
I asked the 60-year-old how he felt about turning 60. He said, 'I don't feel any different, but my knees are talking to me, and they're not saying nice things.
I told my friend, 'You know you're 60 when your back goes out more than you do.' He replied, 'At this point, my back has a better social life!
I asked the 60-year-old if he has any regrets. He said, 'Just one – not discovering the joy of elastic waistbands sooner.
I asked the 60-year-old if he's excited about his birthday. He said, 'Well, at least now when I talk to myself, I can claim it's a board meeting.

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