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Remember when "Netflix and chill" meant a cozy night in with a movie? Now it's more like "Netflix and accidentally doze off on the couch." The only thing getting a workout is my snoring.
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They say life begins at 40, but so does the constant battle with rogue nose hairs. I never signed up for this daily plucking mission. It's like maintaining a tiny bonsai garden in my nostrils.
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In your 40s, going to a party is less about having a good time and more about strategizing which chair will be the most comfortable for your achy back. Forget about the dance floor; I'm scouting out the ergonomic chairs.
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You know you're officially in your 40s when your idea of a wild Friday night is deciding between chamomile or peppermint tea and wondering if you can stay up past 10 without feeling like a rebellious teenager.
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At 40, my idea of a successful day is when I remember where I left my keys, my glasses, and my sense of purpose. If I find all three, it's a jackpot!
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Being 40 means you start a sentence with "Back in my day..." and realize that your day now includes complaining about how complicated TV remotes have become. I just wanted to watch a show, not solve a puzzle!
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Turning 40 is like the universe's way of saying, "Congratulations, you've unlocked the 'Random Aches and Pains' expansion pack." I didn't realize getting out of bed could be a full-contact sport.
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At 40, I've become a professional at pretending I know what's happening in the latest tech trends. If someone mentions a new app, I just nod and smile, secretly hoping it's not something I have to update.
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The difference between being 20 and 40 is that in your 40s, your idea of a good weekend involves binge-watching documentaries about ancient civilizations and wondering if they had better ways to deal with midlife crises.
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