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You know, teenagers these days are fearless. I asked this 19-year-old what they fear the most, expecting some existential crisis or deep philosophical revelation. They look me dead in the eye and say, "Running out of phone battery." I'm thinking, "Kid, I lived through the era of carrying around spare AA batteries for my Discman. You have no idea what real battery anxiety is." At 19, I was afraid of monsters under my bed. Now, I'm afraid of my phone dying in the middle of an important work call.
But hey, let's give them credit for facing their fears head-on. Just imagine if we approached adult problems with the same courage. "What's that? Taxes? Nah, let me just charge my phone and pretend I never saw that W-2 form.
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I met a 19-year-old who proudly proclaimed, "I'm almost an adult!" I couldn't help but chuckle because, sweetheart, at 19, you're more like the appetizer of adulthood. You haven't even reached the main course yet. You're like the breadsticks of responsibility. At 19, you think you're on the brink of adulthood, but in reality, you're just standing in the doorway, nervously peeking into the room of responsibilities, debating whether to enter or run back to the land of free Wi-Fi and unlimited data.
I remember being 19, thinking I had it all figured out. Spoiler alert: I didn't. I was like a GPS without a signal, confidently leading myself into dead ends. So, to all the 19-year-olds out there, enjoy the ride. Adulthood is like a rollercoaster, and you're currently in the slow climb to the top. Just wait till you hit that first drop – it's called taxes. Good luck!
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You know, I recently met a 19-year-old, and I swear, they're like Benjamin Button in reverse. I asked them about their plans for the future, and they said they already feel like they're 90. I'm thinking, "Kid, you haven't even experienced dial-up internet; you have no idea what 'waiting' truly means!" They're out there talking about adulting, bills, and responsibilities, and I'm like, "Sweetie, your biggest responsibility should be remembering where you left your phone last night." I mean, at 19, my biggest concern was whether my mom would find out I borrowed her car without asking.
You know you're getting old when you hear a 19-year-old complaining about back pain, and you're like, "Back pain? Honey, at your age, my biggest ache was the regret of not investing in Bitcoin when it was just a couple of bucks!
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I was talking to this 19-year-old, and they dropped some profound wisdom on me. They said, "Life is short; you gotta live it to the fullest." I'm sitting there nodding, thinking, "Wow, what an insight. I never realized that at 19, life is fleeting." But then they continue, "That's why I spent all night binge-watching a new series." Really? That's your idea of living life to the fullest? At 19, living life to the fullest meant staying up late to see if I could eat an entire pizza by myself without getting heartburn.
I appreciate the sentiment, though. It's just that my definition of seizing the day has evolved. Now it's more like trying to remember where I left my glasses, but hey, it's the little victories that count.
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