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Why did the 10-year-old refuse to share their candy? Because it was a 'private sweet'!
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Why did the 10-year-old bring a mirror to school? To see if it could reflect on their grades!
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Why did the 10 11 year olds bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the 10 11 year olds bring a pencil to the party? In case they needed to draw some attention!
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What's an 11-year-old's favorite type of music? Anything that's a 'hit'!
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What did the 10-year-old say when asked about their computer skills? 'I excel at pressing the spacebar!
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My house is like a zoo with these 10 and 11-year-olds. I tried to enforce a 'quiet time' rule, and they laughed so hard I thought they were auditioning for a comedy club. Apparently, 'quiet' is a foreign concept.
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I asked a 10-year-old to explain their math homework. It felt like they handed me the script for a sci-fi movie. I'm thinking, 'When did math start looking like hieroglyphics? And where's the 'easy' button when you need it?'
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I asked a group of 10 and 11-year-olds what they want to be when they grow up. One kid said, 'I want to be a YouTuber.' I thought, 'Kid, when I was your age, I wanted to be an astronaut. Now, I just want to figure out how to reset the Wi-Fi.'
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Having a conversation with 10 and 11-year-olds is like trying to interpret dreams. They jump from topic to topic like it's a high-speed game of word association. I feel like I need a translator just to keep up.
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The other day, a 10-year-old explained TikTok to me. I felt like I was learning a new language. I asked, 'Do I get extra points for knowing what a hashtag is?' They just rolled their eyes and said, 'Boomer.'
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I tried to teach a 10-year-old the value of money by giving them a small allowance. They looked at me and said, 'What am I supposed to do with this? Inflation is real, you know.' I felt like I just got schooled by a pre-teen economist.
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10 and 11-year-olds, they're like tiny tornadoes with snack requests. 'Mom, I need a sandwich!' I'm like, 'You just had a snack 10 minutes ago, and I don't remember signing up for the 24/7 snack bar.'
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I tried to impress the 10 and 11-year-olds with my dance moves. They looked at me like I was doing interpretive dance to the sound of a dial-up modem. Note to self: practice the floss and ditch the modem moves.
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You ever try to negotiate with a 10-year-old? It's like being in a hostage situation. 'If you finish your broccoli, you get dessert.' They look at me like, 'How about I finish my broccoli, and you leave the room so I can eat my dessert in peace?'
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