5 10 11 Year Olds Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 17 2025

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The Overachiever Parent

Balancing extracurricular activities
I tried to impress my overachiever parent friends by saying my kid is into "advanced quantum physics." Turns out, he just likes watching "Rick and Morty." I can't even impress people with my kid's hobbies correctly.

The Confused Parent

Navigating the world of modern education
I attended a parent-teacher meeting, and they started talking about STEM education. I'm thinking, "Is that a new vegetable? My kid won't even touch broccoli, and now you want him to eat STEM too?

The Laid-back Parent

Trying not to care too much
Homework time at our house is like a casual Sunday afternoon. I ask my kid about his math homework, and he responds with, "It's not a sprint, it's a marathon, Dad." I'm just happy he knows math is involved somewhere in that analogy.

The Competitive Parent

Turning everything into a competition
Forget the Olympics; the real competition is the school science fair. My kid's volcano not only erupted but also had special effects. Take that, other parents with your boring vinegar and baking soda volcanoes.

The Tech-Savvy Parent

Keeping up with the latest gadgets and apps
My kid asked me to help with his PowerPoint presentation. I was proud I knew how to turn on the computer, but apparently, that's not an impressive skill anymore. Now I need to figure out how to add transitions and animations. I miss the days when a good presentation involved a cardboard tri-fold and some glue.

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