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Have you ever noticed that the more comfortable a pair of socks are, the quicker one of them mysteriously disappears? It's like there's a sock Bermuda Triangle somewhere in the laundry.
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Let's talk about microwaves. No matter how carefully you set the time, it always feels like you're diffusing a bomb, and the beep at the end is like a victory celebration for not causing an explosion in the kitchen.
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Ever notice how the weather forecast is more unpredictable than your friend who's always late? I mean, they'll confidently predict sunshine, and you end up with a rainstorm that makes you question your choice of umbrella.
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You ever notice how shopping carts at the grocery store always have that one wonky wheel? It's like they're trying to keep us on our toes, navigating through the aisles like we're in a cart rodeo.
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Have you ever been in an elevator and someone presses the already lit button? Like, buddy, I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I promise the elevator got the memo the first time. Maybe they just want to feel like they're contributing.
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Ever accidentally waved back at someone who wasn't actually waving at you? Awkward, right? It's like participating in a friendship audition you didn't sign up for.
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You know those automated customer service phone calls? They're like the modern-day riddles. You're trying to decipher their code to finally reach a human being, but it feels like you're stuck in a maze designed to test your patience.
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Have you ever walked into a room and completely forgotten why you went there in the first place? It's like your brain takes a detour through the Bermuda Triangle of forgetfulness. I mean, it's right on the tip of your tongue, but so is the name of that actor from that movie...
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I've realized that alarm clocks are just morning people in electronic form, aggressively waking you up as if to say, "Rise and shine, sleepyhead! Time to face the day!" Meanwhile, I'm just trying to negotiate for five more minutes.
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